There’s a recipe to a good Christmas pop song and I think I may have actually sussed it...
Take one (for best effect add two more of similar size and shape) shiny haired pop prince/princess (shiny, smile and organically grown is best)
Sprinkle them strategically with faux snow (glittery snow adds extra wow-factor)
Shake vigorously until substance gyrates of own accord and begins uttering warbles similar to that of the angels after a heavy session down the local celestial brewery (kebab optional.)
Apply generous fine tuning (until sounds like a sober angel)
Bake until charts at number one.
N.B: This recipe is not necessarily fool-proof as it can be subject to undercooking (against some overly chirpy reality star contestant most likely) or a sharp gust of cynicism.
Cat
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